By David Colton
NIGHTTIME – While he ordered a vodka-Monster at the bar, sources confirmed Tuesday that Frankie Martinez, who is most likely wearing some sort of necklace, may know a couple people in Miami.
“Hey, you gotta keep supporting your bros, you know?” said Martinez, when answering the question ‘Where are you from?’
Despite several attempts to start a conversation with him, Martinez continues insisting on telling the story of his barbed-wire tattoo.
“It’s cool, you know, because the wire represents how I’m always wired in,” explains Martinez, “and now my arm is wired in too, you know what I’m saying?”
After spending the entire day staring at women poolside, Frankie says he likes to wind down by going to Tonic.
“Yeah, it’s nice because I don’t even have to take off the shades,” said Martinez, “half the people in there are also already wearing sunglasses.”
After we finally got to the question, Martinez assured us his uncle once knew someone from Miami.